Twisted

glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

(Source: kawikaloha)

isabellamilinda:

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

Why not do both

I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.
Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro   (via denii-10)

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot)

(Source: meme4u)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*