Twisted

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

(Source: hocotate)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

(Source: teenwit)

(Source: sandandglass)

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

(Source: xereneas)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle